Headstand Humor

Published on Jun 07, 2009 by in Headstand Humor


Headstands improve more than just endocrine and exocrine health, skeletal alignment, and discharge of kaphic tendencies…they also improve the MOST IMPORTANT ARROW in a spiritual athlete’s quiver: HUMOR!!!! above photo: Abba and Dewa in Practice. by


Why should you always invite two Baptists to go fishing?
If you invite only one, he’ll drink all your beer.
Invite two and they won’t drink any.


Did you hear about the ship that ran aground carrying a cargo of
red and black paint?
It was marooned.


What do you say to a hitchhiker with one leg?
Hop in.


How do you get a guitar player to turn down the volume?
Put sheet music in front of him.


Two female privates are ordered to paint the General’s office. They are warned not to get any paint on their uniforms. So, they lock the door and take off their clothes and get to work. An hour later, there’s a knock on the door.
“Who is it,” they ask.
“Blind man.”
Thinking nothing of it, the privates open the door.
“Hi,” says the man, “So, where do you want the blinds?”

May your Practice be filled with humor and light-heartedness today…


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