Coach’s
ODE TO Contador
CHAMPION OF THE TOUR DE FRANCETo be sung to the tune of “Oh Tannenbaum”
in honor of the United States, Team Discovery Cycling Team who covered two thirds of the podium in Paris on Sunday!(careful, this little ditty is addictive!)
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Oh Contador, Oh Contador…
Oh how i love thee Contador…
Upon the pedals you sure can dance,
in the mountains you look like Lance.
Oh Contador, Oh Contador…
Oh how i love thee Contador…
You won again for the States,
though from Spain you came not late…
Oh Contador, Oh Contador…
Oh how i love thee Contador…
Best Young Rider, that is for sure
for not since Jan has this been done before…
Oh Contador, Oh Contador…
Oh how i love thee Contador…
you began in London to support Levi,
now it’s he who is asking, “why?”
Oh Contador, Oh Contador…
Oh how i love thee Contador…
you nearly died and have a plate in your skull,
now you look resplendent in the maillot jaune
Oh Contador, Oh Contador…
Oh how i love thee Contador?!