Wholistic Fitness

Most Noble WF Warriorship,

okay. even though i have been training you all in cultivating equanimity over the past 25+ years…
suddenly readership of both my blogs has JUMPED over the past two days
(and that’s without ANY PHOTOS!)
due to what i can only suppose is another example
of my poor coaching abilities of WF Lifestyle Principles; in this case, #2 which can be understood as even-mindedness over emotion.

oh well.

damn, does the Outer World LOVE A BABY, or WHAT!?!??!

wish i could get such a positive reaction and loving embrace of like my Mula Bandha Meditation Pay Per PDF
in the tribal catalog
(which is by the way, coming soon to my online catalog as an audio DVD and download!).

if THAT would be the case, our Sangha would already be in Dewachen (The Land of Bliss; the Heavenly Abode of Amitabha Buddha whom is the Dhyana Buddha of my Spiritual Lineage)!

oh, and don’t worry if you are reading this and thinking to yourself,

“GOOD GAWD AWLMIGHTY!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY CRAZY WISDOM COACH!??!!
WHY DOESN’T HE JUST GET TO THE POINT AND TELL ME THE NAME OF HIS DANG BABY
AND MAYBE POST ONE OF THOSE CHEESY NEWBORN BORN BABY PICTURES AND GET OVER WITH IT?”

because,
well,
maybe your Crazy Wisdom Coach
IS
providing a Teaching in this missive that is even more important that you knowing ‘my’ Daughters’ name
or seeing a picture of Her.

yes,
i am going to post ‘my’* BEAUTIFUL daughters’ picture and name right here in DL**!

however,
i gotta get back to the hospital…and pick up my mom who is traveling to Flag by train from New Mexico (more easy on Mother Earth than driving…see where i get all this WF stuff from?)

just remember this till we meet again,
babies cry because they are struggling to find peaceful breathing into an unknown, formfull reality (birth).
grown ups cry because we are struggling to find a surefire way to keep breathing into an unknown, formless reality (death).

only the highly skilled yogi, well taught and practiced in Meditation
can smile consciously into birth, life, and death.

oh, ‘my’ 24-hour old baby daughter Taught me that one.
as you can tell,
She is already a far, far more powerful Messenger and Translator
than i have ever been,
even
on my
best day.

guess you all better stay tuned to DIRECT LINES in the remaining five years of my public teaching, eh?

go(o)d.

i like knowing you are close by.

om so ti,
the mountain yogi.

* i’ll have to use these quotation marks to relay the message to you that i realize ‘my’ daughter is not really mine…she is God’s Being coming through the Conduit Known As Steve and Joy.

** oh, and you INDIRECT LINES readers? don’t think for one minute that your non-subscribing eyes are pure enough to see the sacred image of ‘my’ baby daughter! no WAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!