Wholistic Fitness

’twas a few nights before Santa would begin his treasured rounds…

there, at the humble h(om)e and Helm of Wholistic Fitness,



nary a being was stirring,



not even a Buddha in the zendo…

when suddenly, triggered by a night sweat, a very feeble warrior awoke with a start!

for he had a nightmare that his Give Away presents had been stolen by the Scrooge!

up and off his bed

the warrior did jump,

(so great was his plight,

he did not even pause to put on his YogaToes

as was his custom after the night!)

down the stairs he flew

and through the OM laden air

he thus leapt…

ahhhhh!!!!!!

there,

beneath ‘Jack’

– his noble little Christmas Tree –

within the silent night…

remained intact

the warriors Give Away gifts!



and he, the very feeble warrior of the inner way

regained his Sacred Happiness…

for he knew in his heart, in the presents beneath Jack The Christmas Tree

lay the most important aspect of any warriors duty;

to give what he or she is able to share…

and this warrior knew the best way to have people find the Sacredness of Santa

and the KindHearted Path of which Santa was a Master…

was for them to feel good!

which is

of course

another way of saying, “feeling God!”

this is why the warrior chooses to Give the Gift of….



HERBS! Herbs like Sunbars, Calli, Fortune Delight to melt the fat away and be able

keep the energy clear and strong…!

herbs like Bella and Veros “the treasured food for the Kundalini”…the ominpotent energy of spiritual might!



HERBS! like Vitashake, Quinary, and Vitafruit to empower the CHI and regenerate all cells!



HERBS! like Energy Plus and Metablance 44 for

world class energy and recovery, Herbs! like ESE and SUNRISE that make meditation so much clearer!

oh! so many beautiful herbs for the warrior of multi disciplined workouts; both outer and inner!



there were many herbs in stock, always at hand to give to others in need of energy,clarity, and loss of bodyfat!

indeed, the

warrior now relieved

and smiling

lay his head down at the feet of the buddha…

his morning meditation but a couple of hours away…

thus he

fell fast asleep, with visions of how the herbs will help so many people

treasure the sweat of their inner spirit



and

the

Sacred Joy

of being

fit

and healthy

and

having fun,

fun

fun



in this precious life

in this precious body…

and thus to all who choose to

see their bodies as Temples of the Lord’s Grace

and Vehicles of Her Dance…

to all Happy, Healthy Holidays

and to all…



go(o)d night!