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tracking an ilg requires versatility, forbearance, and a ‘whole’ ton of focused fun…
ilg feet, wearing YogaToes®, during a subzero bird-feeding ritual…it is a WF Tenet
to feed Other Beings, before feeding oneself. the rather un-lovely right big toenail
is still blackened from Imogene Pass Race in September!


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Enjoy reading ilg quotes on the internet?
an alert reader spotted two recent ilg-intellectual scat:


and



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THINKIN’ ABOUT KEEPING UP WITH YOUR OL’ COACH?
ilg’s personal practice statistics from January 2010

Strength Training Hours: 12.5
Cardio Hours: 34.50
Asana Hours: 39.25
Meditation/Svadhyaya Hours: 43.75
Average Number of Calories Consumed Per Day: 1,243

ski days: 12
Bodyweight at last race: 149 lbs
Height: 5’9″
Age: 47

ilg’s personal performance results from January 2010:

1/9 – 5th place AG – 10k Classic ski – Durango
1/10 – 3rd place AG – 10k Snowshoe – Flagstaff
1/17 – Overall Combined Champion – 10k Classic ski/5k Snowshoe Duathlon – Chama
1/31 – 2nd Overall, 1st AG – 15k Classic ski – Flagstaff

lowest elevation raced: 8, 187′



NOTE: PILGRIMS BEWARE!!!
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO REPEAT ANY OF THE ABOVE FIGURES!!!
ESPECIALLY COACH’s EXTREMELY LOW CALORIC INTAKE
MATCHED BY THE HIGH ALTITUDE, HIGH CALORIC EXPENDITURE:
YOU WILL GET INJURED OR SET UP DIS-EASE
COACH’s PRANIC CAPACITIES HAVE BEEN CAREFULLY
INCREASED OVER 3 DECADES OF STEADFAST WF PRACTICE!

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Three Questions To Coach:

#1:
Dear Coach,
thanks to your inspiration, i’m focusing on ‘attacking my weaknesses’ like never before.
i have A LOT of weaknesses.
beginning with coffee.
i need like 3 cups per day…
what can i do?


Coach Answers:

drink Folgers! *


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#2:
Dear Guruji,
how do you do what you do
for as long as you have done it?


Coach Answers:

have you ever even read the ingredients of Quinary?! **


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#3:
Dearest Teacher,
the Message of Wholeness that you are trying to Teach seems
lost to an iPod-and-entertainment addicted
eon…
what keeps you so convicted upon your Path of Wholeness?



Coach Answers:

the Grace of the Divine Mother
and the Love of those few who
travel our precious Path.
in a way a candle lights the darkest cave,
those of us that see the Light of
Wholistic Fitness®
see and feel
the spiritual ignorance of Kali Yuga.
feeling and seeing such spiritual ignorance among the masses
is a great Blessing
for it shifts with sudden power
external motivation into internal motivation
and sets the stage for Divine Motivation.



* – what we think Coach jestfully means is that many people who know they need to cut down on their coffee consumption still drink too ‘tasty’ of coffees. it’s easier to drive less for pleasure when your vehicle is an ox-cart rather than a Porsche.


** – Quinary is a foundational whole-food herbal formula from SUNRIDER Herbs, the official Herbs of Wholistic Fitness® since 1983. Quinary is designed to nourish and balance the Five Major Organ Systems of the body and contains an unmatched profile and concentration and enhancement of over 50 different whole-food herbs.


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