Top Ten Things You Don’t Want To Overhear In A Yoga Studio
by Steve Ilg, R.Y.T.
10) You call THAT a Down Dog?
9) Hey, will somebody turn up the air conditioner in here?
8) Does this loincloth make my hips look fat?
7) A Mr. Brahman called. He said to tell you, “Your posture’s look great, but you’re wearing the wrong incarnation.”
6) Here, use this yoga block…and tackle.
5) Hold me a spot, I need to go make a sacred movement…
4) I’m in the second week of an all natural body cleanse.
3) The Navy SEALs called. They’re fascinated in your ability to unconsciously hold your breath.
2) I love taking here, it’s yogalicious. Do you do Pilates, too?
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the #1 Thing You Don’t Want To Overhear In A Yoga Studio…
1) Patanjali’s agent called. He apologizes, but that whole ‘Yoga Sutra’ thing? Just a joke.
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Enjoy your holiday weekend and do your best to keep your Practice strong, sincere, and most of all FUN! We are BLESSED to be able to even have the OPPORTUNITY to enjoy personal fitness training! Live it, love it, share it!
i bow to you,
coach ilg
founder/Wholistic Fitness
These teachings are the "Rasas" or "sap" of Wholistic Fitness. You’ll find insights to ponder, student chi to keep your own chi topped off, and plenty of proven training techniques to test on your own body, mind, and spirit! Also, you’ll find my very popular Race Reports, and news of our Sangha’s (community’s) latest transpersonal fitness adventures!