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(all access)  Happy, Wholistic Saint Pat’s Day!

St Patricks Day Has finally arrived. While on vacation in Rome , I noticed a marble column in St. Peter’s with a golden telephone on it. As a young priest passed by, I asked who the telephone was for. The priest told me it was a direct line to heaven, and if I’d like to […]

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All Steamed Up…

Published on Feb 11, 2011 by in Headstand Humor, Teachings

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cartoon sauna guy

the same thought goes through my head, “I wonder if this place is extremely clean or a cesspool of bacteria.” I didn’t pay close enough attention in rudimentary science class to know whether a room that hot and damp would kill bacteria or be the perfect incubator for it. Regardless, I figured it out today when the guy sitting in there blew his nose several times and wiped it on the seat. He was also trying to read a newspaper that….

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special thanks to HP Yogi Wyatt Brown in Kinlani…this was such a hilarious Om So Ti since i received this on the same night of my Kiva Call to WF.com Members on Strength Training where i taught about how we in Wholistic Fitness™ use Mantra syllables instead of ‘counting reps’ in the ‘Iron Temple’!

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Picture 7

a bit of “Om So Ti” associated with this hand-off of ilg-approved Humor, cuz, just last night i gave a lecture to 20 Precious Seekers at the Durango Recreation Center on; “Wholistic Fitness™ Strength Training.” during the lecture, even though i PROMISED MYSELF NOT TO…i still kinda went off on the whole iPod-wearing clans…so, when i watched this, i knew this was destined for the Headstand Humor on my Teachings blog…enjoy…it’s only a couple of minutes…

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xmas tree

A Little Christmas Story…

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ilg thinking

Dear Mr. Ilg,

First I must say I have long respected your astonishing intellect about wholistic training and noble sport performance done for spiritual reasons. Your books have inspired me and my family, I want to make sure you know that. Thank you.

Now…please also understand that I understand that among several other deeply perturbing ‘training assignments’, you actually coach your students to pee in the sink presumably “to save water.” This struck me as so utterly divorced from what a “Personal Trainer” and ” Yogi” should be…please, tell me that such crude behavior is just rumor!

A Precariously Perched Fan

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Inner Peace

Published on Oct 07, 2010 by in Headstand Humor

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Inner Peace

If you can start the day without caffeine … If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains … If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles … If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it …

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Rollerskiing

Photo; Multi-time State Nordic Champion coach ilg, ramping up for snow season on East Animas Road yesterday. Pic by Vishnu. #10) Cuz it cuts up your thighs, calves, abs, intercostals,  butt, lats, and delts like NOTHING else can while burning twice as many calories as lower body specific endurance activities! #9) Union-carbide road ski pole […]

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