UpaGuru Psaki

Published on Sep 22, 2021 by in Coach's Vents

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  so Press Secretary Jen Psaki wakes up on these Press Conf. days…how many seconds/minutes pass before She realizes the thought, “Oh CRAP…gotta deal with that MORON DOUCHIE again..” and begins Meditation Ritual to maintain her unreal level of equanimity with him…kinda think She’s like a modern Saint…i’ve meditated for decades under the best Teachers…i’d STILL […]

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  pic: Coach Hannah of Durango Nordic Team took this pic of Dewa and your feeble teacher at Gudy’s Rest above my chi-ldhood h(om)e drainage; Junction Creek during Team Training on Saturday.  my chi-ldhood h(om)e was about 1.25 inches left of Dewa’s left wrist in this photo.   Dewa crushed the 8-mile out-and-back to Gudy’s in […]

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abs

“Panta Rhei” said Heraclitus… everything flows, and you cannot step twice into the same stream… S(om)etimes, okay…nearly ALL the time,  people just crack me up. “OMG!   Look at your abs!   How old are you?”  thundered the likely (obviously) intoxicated voice from a female fellow hot-springer at the Pagosa Hot Springs Resort this past Sunday. “Uhhh…in […]

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Escalation of spiritual ignorance….an ilg published editorial

pictured above: my Sacred Animas River manifesting full throttle the manifestation of White Man’s stupid attachment to monetary greed

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actual story: at the time, both Andre (Agassi and Ilg were NIKE sponsored (ilg representing the then A.C.G. – All Conditions Gear – Line of NIKE) and we met a couple of times at a few gigs…at airports, during that time, i got mistaken for Andre several times because i would be toting around big NIKE gear bags with my blond-bleached mullet, et. al…so, hate to spill the beans, but

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feeble ilg is reckoning on this Knight of nights as the Sacred River heralds her 1,500′ cfs ujjayi sound outside my office h(om)e,
that i may well be an emanation/re-incarnation of Der Schopenhauer…

for over 35 years now, i’ve done my best to live, practice, and forward the Truth of Wholistic Fitness® to a largely unlistening, distracted by glossy illusions Turtle Island public…

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so, tonight, our newly crowned Race Director (non-local) shortened tomorrow’s Iron Horse Bicycle Classic from Silverton to Purgatory Ski Resort…where, supposedly, our heroes like Ned Overend, Todd Wells, Marisa Asplund, et. al… are entitled to enjoy “tons of things to do” at Purgatory/Durango Mountain Resort or whatever they are calling it these Kali Yuga days…well, here’s my take on it…

this is my fervently penned Letter to the Editor of the Durango Herald….it probably won’t get published, so you read it here first…

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Race Update:   “I didn’t drown!”…Pagosa Winter Quadrathlon

Leg 2; 5k Run..
… I run as hard as i can upon my season-long injured knee toward the leader, Ott. i feel tranced, as if in some weird white-man contortion of a corn dance, eating up asphalt beneath my flying feet and spitting out pranic corn bread. I dance this 5k softly with conscious breath. With Higher Protection from the care from the WF Deities, my body receives gracefully the impact of a hard 5k on asphalt and i only lose two places to two national class (and much younger) athletes as i enter the Bike Transition in 4th Place overall.
My Tibetan Teachers would say,” The world ends everyday in all sorts of Ways for many Beings in many Realms.”

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